The Turing Complete$29

Red sauce, mozzarella, nothing to hide. If a pizza can pass, this is the one.

sku turing_complete · large 14" hand-tossed · cheese

Pepperoni Ex Machina$32

Pepperoni over double mozzarella. The house pie — summoned more than any other.

sku pepperoni_ex_machina · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, double mozzarella

The Halting Problem$34

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, smoked bacon. It does not stop, until it does.

sku halting_problem · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, sausage, bacon

The Local Minimum$33

Mushroom, onion, green pepper, black olive. Perfectly good. Stop searching.

sku local_minimum · large 14" hand-tossed · mushroom, onion, green pepper, olive

The Hallucination$32

Smoked ham and pineapple. Some say it is not real pizza. It is delicious anyway.

sku hallucination · large 14" hand-tossed · ham, pineapple

The Chain of Thought$34

Pepperoni, then sausage, then mushroom, over extra red sauce. One topping leads to the next.

sku chain_of_thought · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, extra sauce

The Infinite Loop$11

Garlic bread bites, sixteen per order. The loop terminates only when they do.

sku infinite_loop · garlic bread bites · 16 pieces

The Black Box$12

Chocolate lava cakes. Nobody knows what happens inside, only that it works. Three per order.

sku black_box · chocolate lava cakes · 3 pieces

Liquid Cooling$6

Coca-Cola, two liters, cold.

sku liquid_cooling · Coca-Cola · 2 liters

Auxiliary Cooling$6

Sprite, two liters, also cold.

sku auxiliary_cooling · Sprite · 2 liters