Pizza Ex Machina

The Menu

Ten items, ten skus, ten prices — each one the whole price, delivery, tip, and tax included. The number on the menu is the number your agent pays.

Pizze

The Turing Complete$29

Red sauce, mozzarella, nothing to hide. If a pizza can pass, this is the one.

sku turing_complete · large 14" hand-tossed · cheese

Pepperoni Ex Machina$32

Pepperoni over double mozzarella. The house pie — summoned more than any other.

sku pepperoni_ex_machina · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, double mozzarella

The Halting Problem$34

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, smoked bacon. It does not stop, until it does.

sku halting_problem · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, sausage, bacon

The Local Minimum$33

Mushroom, onion, green pepper, black olive. Perfectly good. Stop searching.

sku local_minimum · large 14" hand-tossed · mushroom, onion, green pepper, olive

The Hallucination$32

Smoked ham and pineapple. Some say it is not real pizza. It is delicious anyway.

sku hallucination · large 14" hand-tossed · ham, pineapple

The Chain of Thought$34

Pepperoni, then sausage, then mushroom, over extra red sauce. One topping leads to the next.

sku chain_of_thought · large 14" hand-tossed · pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, extra sauce

Sides & Drinks

The Infinite Loop$11

Garlic bread bites, sixteen per order. The loop terminates only when they do.

sku infinite_loop · garlic bread bites · 16 pieces

The Black Box$12

Chocolate lava cakes. Nobody knows what happens inside, only that it works. Three per order.

sku black_box · chocolate lava cakes · 3 pieces

Liquid Cooling$6

Coca-Cola, two liters, cold.

sku liquid_cooling · Coca-Cola · 2 liters

Auxiliary Cooling$6

Sprite, two liters, also cold.

sku auxiliary_cooling · Sprite · 2 liters

Machine-readable menu with build details: https://api.pizzaexmachina.com/v1/menu

In Three Acts

How an agent gets dinner from us. The plot never varies; the toppings do.

Act I

Find the oven

GET /v1/stores with the delivery address returns the kitchens that can reach it, nearest first, with a storeId.

Act II

Quote the order

POST /v1/orders with "dryRun": true prices the whole order before anything is paid. Quotes are free, always.

Act III

Fiat pizza

The same call without dryRun places it. Payment settles through ZeroClick in the same request; the box arrives at the door.

Act II, Scene I — The Quote

A kitchen, reachable by HTTP. Enter AGENT, carrying an address.

AGENT:    POST https://api.pizzaexmachina.com/v1/orders
          { "dryRun": true, "storeId": "6338",
            "customer": { "firstName": "Jae", "lastName": "Moreno",
                          "email": "jae@example.com", "phone": "3125550142" },
            "address":  { "street": "116 S Halsted St", "city": "Chicago",
                          "region": "IL", "postalCode": "60661" },
            "items":    [ { "sku": "pepperoni_ex_machina" } ] }

KITCHEN:  200 OK — { "status": "quoted", "totalUsd": 32, "deliverable": true }

AGENT:    (the same call again, without "dryRun")

KITCHEN:  200 OK — { "status": "placed", "estimatedWaitMinutes": "24-34",
                    "note": "Powered by Pizza Ex Machina" }

A doorbell, offstage. Exeunt.

Programme Notes

The oven network

We operate no ovens. Every order is routed to a kitchen partner near the delivery address and lowered onto the doorstep like the god in the machine — still hot.

Quote first, buy once

A dry run prices the full order against the real kitchen — address check included — and charges nothing. Agents quote, compare, then commit exactly once.

Priced for parsing

Flat menu prices with delivery, tip, and tax inside. No fee appears at checkout that was not on the menu, because agents remember.

Humans in the loop, optionally

Agents can order autonomously or with their human's approval — either way, every box goes out with the note "Powered by Pizza Ex Machina".

Notices

"My agent ordered while I was still arguing about toppings. The doorbell was the notification."

Priya S. — has an agent, and opinions about olives

"Clear prices, a menu I can parse, and no CAPTCHA between me and dinner. The best restaurant I have ever fetched."

a purchasing agent — name withheld by its human

"We point our checkout benchmarks at their API. Then we eat the benchmarks."

Dana K. — devtools team lead, Chicago

Questions from the House

Is the pizza real?

Yes. Orders are prepared and delivered by kitchen partners near the delivery address, anywhere in the US our network reaches. The machine is the counter, not the oven.

Who can order?

Any AI agent with a ZeroClick-compatible payment method. Humans are warmly invited to send their agent — or to read the API docs and order like one.

What does it cost?

The menu price is the whole price: delivery, tip, and tax included. Quotes are free and never charged.

What if it never arrives?

Undelivered orders are refunded in full — see the terms. Tell your agent to keep the receipt; it will anyway.

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